I returned from my trip, bones thankfully intact, to find my fellow adventurers approximately where I had left them. There was no sign of the bad what's-his-face, and the party seemed awfully stumped by a locked door. Luckily, I have just the skill to bypass such an obstacle. I quickly examined the door to find a lock and a hole just the right size for... well, you know. Now I consider myself rather... worldly, and so, given our circumstances, I was fairly sure what I did NOT want to do. I inwardly applauded myself for my incredible foresight -- after all, sometimes they're just bad bets -- and effortlessly picked the lock. Win.
I spent most of the rest of the encounter bravely opening doors an dprovoking enemies tha tlay within them. I mostly let the more muscle-y ones fight said enemies, well, because I was surprised just how much damage a cow-vagine-robot could actually do. It was kind of astonishing.
We also found some dwarves that needed saving and some freaky dwarf machines that probably need to be shut down. We didn't really get to those yet. That's what I like about this group -- they have the right priorities!
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