Azarael, the renowned T'Skrang swordswoman died this afternoon of intense Horror-induced burns. The damaged area covered approximately 97.657% of her body and was especially intense in her sword arm. Her brave sacrifice to save the citizens of Gnarles Barkley from the deady Children of the Strange-Foreign-Grain-the-Must-Not-Be-Named will not be forgotten.
Services were not held because he companions apparently had better things to do than dispose of her body in a respectful manner. In lieu of flowers donations may be sent to the Beefcake Brigade exotic dancing troop at the Red Spot Inn in Bartertown.
She is survived by her mother Sitherael, a riverboat captain of the Iontos River and a string of disappointed lovers from Travar to Throal.
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