Nox’s Obituary
Nox, the Obsidiman, died in Gnarles Barkley this past week of intensive skin shifting.
Nox and his companions had come to Gnarles Barkley to rid it of the horror known as Baron Silas Greenback. Nox struck the first blow against the horror, which had taken the form of a giant frog, knocking it on its back and doing serious damae with a chicken egg. Despite being wounded, Nox waded in and smashed the evil frog with his mace, killing him. Nox soon discovered that the evil was not done, the frog had a caterpillar companion.
Risking all to eliminate this final evil – Nox again was at the forefront and struck the first blow. Unfortunately, the caterpillar responded with a skin-shifting spell that ended Nox’x life. It took 27 wounds and over 50 hits to end Nox’s life. Nox was 150 years old at his death. He is survived by his parents and his fighting companions. No memorial is planned. Donations to the rebuilding of the Gnarles Barkley townhall.
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