(week 5) Dwarves and stuff

So like there was this battle, right, it was one of those fancy ass battles, and like one of our party got to go like see it, right. I was like "Who cares about some battle" and like "Hey why is my beer empty?". Yeah like I didn't want to go anyways.

Man I am so glad that battle is over. Now like maybe we can go do something fun, like adventuring or something. Man my axe is starting to rust and shit! So like we headed out of town, right, and headed to that big place where you can buy shit and get all circled and stuff.

So we were like walking and shit, you know just minding our own business and we like came up on a big ol' tent with a bunch of dead people laying in front. I was like "What the hell man? What the hell happened!?!?". The elf was like "I believe we should enter the tent and ascertain the nature of what happened here, there may be a horror involved". I was like "Man you talk gay bro" but I was cool to go in and check it out. Inside we found a bunch of odd shit, a tiny little carriage, a cool ass little canon and a weird little empty bag. About that time some huge ass Dwarf climbed out of the carriage! I was like "No way man! That ain't possible man!". Then it was on! We fought long and hard but totally kicked that Dwarf's ass! I looked everywhere for some treasure and just about gave up when I found a 1000 silver hid in the wall of the tent! I was like "Hell yeah, I am totally getting some kick ass armor!"

I bought some kick ass armor! But it totally hurt to put on! That's cool though cause it's some cool shit and I can't wait get it all bloody! After that I found a weaponsmith dude and followed him around for a week. He taught me some shit and like I feel like I learned some shit. That was like all wanted to do in the big place so I was totally ready to leave and try out my new armor! Bring on some horrors man!

Walking down some path somewhere, we found some dwarves. They like told us they had some bad problems and shit, and so we like offered to help out. Turns out they have some bad dudes that seem to come out at night and kill folks in front of their house. We set up camp a ways form the road and watched for some shit to go down. Woh man like those dwarves totally live 2 lives! They like came out ofthe house and like tried to kill us! I like totally killed a couple of them but then I can't remember no more shit ... guess they were just too tough or something.

Since we totally learned that the dwarves were somehow horrors, like totally bad folks and shit, some of the party dudes decided to burn down the house ... so they like totally did and shit! But it did no good, cause the dwarves woke up the next morning and were fine. Man those dwarves are totally horrors for sure!